By Charlie Melton
We have teenagers everywhere. They’re invasive, and they’re dangerous. I’m sure if there was a thermonuclear war, only the cockroaches and the teens would survive. They appear to be marginally human, but are they really human? Are they aliens in skin suits? Are they a weird experiment that combined human DNA with the DNA of other creatures?
If you go anywhere, you’ll see them. They’re human-like but not quite human. They sport oddly colored pink or blue hair, which proves they’re color blind. They have weird body parts pierced with gold or silver appliances. Obviously, the piercings are antenna boosters with which to contact the mother ship.
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