"Your Voice That Bridges The Area Communities Together."
Charlie Melton
By Charlie Melton
Once again, racism.
I don’t believe we have to talk about this again. I thought my basic training instructor, the omnipotent Staff Sergeant Winter, solved this for all time. [Read more...]
Charlie Melton
By Charlie Melton
I just saw a video on Facebook, which means it’s true. It’s a well-known fact that nobody would put anything on Facebook that isn’t true. [Read more...]
Charlie Melton
By Charlie Melton
I’m trying to teach my resident grandson how to survive in our ever-changing landscape. I assume he’ll want to provide for himself and his eventual family. He may chose another path, such as becoming a much-admired hobo or a mafia enforcer. If he doesn’t make a career of those professions, he’ll probably be a mechanic. He’ll have to charge for his services. [Read more...]
Charlie Melton
By Charlie Melton
I always try to understand people, even though I probably ain’t smart enough to really understand. Most of the time I don’t get politicians, because their behaviors don’t make sense.
I had one of my famous, or infamous, epiphanies recently. Our governor Pritzker has gone off of the deep end. He and his false prophet, the Chicago mayor, seem to have left sanity behind for some maniacal attempt at world domination. They’re almost as cartoonish as the animated show, “Pinkie and the Brain,” but I can’t identify if either has a brain. [Read more...]
Charlie Melton
By Charlie Melton
Years of observation led me to the theory that short people are genetically more advanced than tall people. To prove my theory, I conducted an impartial study over thirty-two years. Actually, I started it thirty-two years ago and forgot all about it until last month. The findings are in no way influenced by the fact that I'm five-foot nothing. To insure validity, this is a double blind study, and not the cheap ones from a discount store. I used the really good blinds that cost a lot.
