By Charlie Melton
Years of observation led me to the theory that short people are genetically more advanced than tall people. To prove my theory, I conducted an impartial study over thirty-two years. Actually, I started it thirty-two years ago and forgot all about it until last month. The findings are in no way influenced by the fact that I'm five-foot nothing. To insure validity, this is a double blind study, and not the cheap ones from a discount store. I used the really good blinds that cost a lot.
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