By Charlie Melton
Late one night when everything is quiet, a weird coast declares Christmas public enemy # 1. They’ve learned that white folks are bad. Writing in capitals is “aggressive.” Now, my favorite thing in the world is on the chopping block. Wait, pie is my favorite thing and it’s OK for now. Sarcasm, my next favorite thing, is considered verbal violence. Sarcasm has been targeted as violent speech that could make someone get confused or cry. Before sarcasm is outlawed, please follow along. Not that I’m trying to oppress you, if you choose to read along it’s quite alright. You’re in charge of whatever you want to do.
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