Charlie Melton
By Charlie Melton
I was lost in Walmart last Tuesday. Maybe it was Thursday. No, Wednesday. I know it was Wednesday because that's the day they have what they call "cashiers/."
Anyway, I wasn't really lost. I knew where I was. It's just they move stuff around and I can't ever find what I need. They enjoy confusing me, but they never confuse me about where they take my money. It's funny how that works.
While searching aisle ZZ-949, I noticed a pitcher by the famous Tupperware. How the mighty company has fallen to end up in a discount store.
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