Charlie Melton
By Charlie Melton
I boldly went. I went to rent a car. I can't tell you where because of those pesky lawyers, but I was promised a five year mission. Maybe it was seven days to seek out new life, and new civilizations.
My car is suffering and has to go into the car sick bay for car surgery. I thought I'd rent a car. Since we live in the wilds of Southern Illinois, we have to drive an hour to get almost anything. Most days it's charming in a pastoral sort of way. Today is not most days.
I was like a good little riffraff and went on-line to reserve a rental. It went remarkably easy to get confirmed to get a car, and I got a great deal on whatever car they wanted to give me. All I had to do was show up in Mt. Vernon, give them money, and voyage away. What fun.
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