“Grandkids keep you young.” Whoever said that is an idiot. If that were true, with my “unusual” grandkids, I’d be like 20. I’m more like really, really old. I’m an old man with Lucasinduced hypertension and a pie problem. [Read more…]

I’ve got news that you probably won’t believe. You’d better sit down. The news is that Illinois has a financial problem. The State higher-ups have been spending all of our money at “The Boat,” Pampered Chef parties and on mani-pedis. We all [Read more…]

We were in Sunday school the other day and one of the guys was tap-tap-tapping on the table. It wasn’t particularly rhythmic and not really annoying to anyone except his wife, Lizzie Bee. She wasn’t amused and could barely tolerate it. [Read more…]

When they had assembled with the elders and consulted together, they gave a large sum of money to the soldiers, saying, “Tell them, ‘His disciples came at night and stole Him away while we slept.’ (NKJV Mt. 28:12-13) [Read more…]

We were talking about cleaning stuff out and getting rid of it. I’m not a fan, but I can’t keep everything. Yeah, that’s it. I can’t keep everything, because that’s what everyone tells me. Other people are never wrong and never lie. Just ask them, [Read more…]